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评论：番茄想要杀了我，但班卓琴拯救了我的生命，外科医生大厅，爱丁堡艺穗节 ✭✭✭✭
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2023年8月16日
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Paul T Davies 评介《Tomatoes Tried to Kill Me But Banjos Saved My Life》，在爱丁堡艺穗节期间于 Space @ Surgeon's Hall 上演。
照片：Lauren Hamm Tomatoes Tried to Kill Me But Banjos Saved My Life
Space @ Surgeon's Hall，爱丁堡艺穗节
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这部如今一票难求、已成艺穗节经典之作的演出，是 Keith Alessi 的亲身故事：番茄如何差点要了他的命，而他对班卓琴的热爱与演奏又如何把他从低谷中拉了回来。它大概是整个艺穗节里最让人感到亲切的一台戏——在喧嚣热闹的节日氛围中，像是一处可以喘口气的温柔停靠。
Keith 曾是多家公司的成功 CEO，如今他把自己的经历带到台上，并将所有利润捐给当地慈善机构；凭借这部作品，他已为公益筹得可观善款。他待人和气，叙述真诚而动人；自嘲式幽默拿捏得恰到好处。班卓琴的演奏也相当出色——尽管他自己总爱说得轻描淡写！
看这出戏就像走进他的客厅，往沙发上一靠，那份亲近感就是这么自然。现已加演，千万别错过！
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